Funny riddle

I am a thief who takes everything you own, yet you invite me in every night and thank me in the morning. What am I?

Sleep. Sleep 'steals' your time and awareness, but is welcomed and necessary every night.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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