Funny riddle

I wear a tight wooden jacket, I have graphite inside my head, and I love leaving my mark on paper, yet I never talk. What am I?

A pencil. Pencils are made of wood, contain a graphite core, write on paper, and are obviously silent.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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