I have two hands, a round face, and twelve numbers, but I can't clap, smile, or tell you a single story. What am I?
A clock
A clock has clock 'hands', a clock 'face', and numbers 1 through 12.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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