Funny riddle

I can catch you, but I can never throw you. What am I?

A cold. You can 'catch' a cold when you get sick, but it is not a physical object you can throw.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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