Funny riddle

I have countless keys, yet I cannot lock a single door. I play beautiful music, but I have never learned a single note. What am I?

A piano. A piano has musical keys that produce notes when pressed.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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