Funny riddle

I have hundreds of pages of pure gossip, history, and recipes, but if you drop me in the bathtub, I commit suicide.

A paperback book. Books contain various stories and information, but water destroys paper instantly.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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