I have a smooth, pale face, two tiny hands that never touch each other, and I spend all night staring blindly at the wall. What am I?
A wall clock
Clocks have faces, hands (hour and minute), and hang on walls.
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Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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