Funny riddle

I have a spine made entirely of glue and paper, but I have no bones, no voice, and can transport you to Mars without moving an inch. What am I?

A book. Books have a bookbinding spine and can take your imagination to distant worlds.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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