Funny riddle

I wear a tuxedo all year, but I never go to a party. I waddle through life because my feet are too cold.

A penguin. Penguins have black-and-white feather patterns that resemble tuxedos and live in cold climates.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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