I have a neck, but I have no head. I wear a cap, but I have no hair. I am filled to the brim with liquid, but I never drink. What am I?
A bottle
A bottle has a narrow neck, a cap, and can be filled with liquid, but it lacks a head, hair, and a mouth to drink with.
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