Funny riddle

I have a shiny silver head and a single sharp spike, but I am utterly blind and spend my life getting hammered. What am I?

A nail. A nail has a head, a pointed tip, and is driven by a hammer.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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