Funny riddle

I have legs, but I cannot walk. I have a flat top, but I cannot wear a hat. What am I?

A table. A table stands on table legs and features a flat surface.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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