Funny riddle

I am a thief who takes your daylight, forces you to wear pajamas, and turns your bed into a crime scene of drool. What am I?

Sleep. Sleep steals your time, requires pajamas, and often results in drooling on the pillow.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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