Funny riddle

I go up when the rain comes down, and I disappear completely the moment the weather turns dry. What am I?

An umbrella. You open (go up) an umbrella when it rains and close/put it away when it's dry.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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