I have two arms and two legs, but I am entirely useless until a human puts their hands inside me. What am I?
A pair of pants
Pants have two leg holes and two waist/arm parts (metaphorical arms in overall contexts, or sleeves of a jacket), but a pair of pants requires a person to fill them out to function.
About this riddle
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