Funny riddle

I get wetter the more I dry things. What am I?

A towel. As a towel absorbs water from a wet surface, it accumulates moisture and becomes wet itself.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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