Funny riddle

I can swallow a whole car, chew it up into a tiny cube, and spit it out in a junkyard, yet I am completely toothless. What am I?

A car compactor. A industrial car crusher compresses vehicles into small metal cubes.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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