Funny riddle

I scream at the top of my lungs whenever I am squeezed, yet I make children smile all afternoon. What am I?

A squeaky toy. Squeaky toys make high-pitched noises when compressed and are popular with kids and pets.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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