Funny riddle

I have a face that never frowns or smiles, and two hands that never clap. What am I?

A clock. A clock has a clockface and hour/minute hands, but no actual facial expressions or limbs.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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