Funny riddle

I can make you smile without saying a word, make you cry by chopping me up, or make you smell like a kitchen disaster. What am I?

An onion. Onions make you cry when cut, and are used in cooking.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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