Funny riddle

I am tall, slender, and filled with dark thoughts. Yet, the only way humans can understand me is if they crack open my back and stare inside.

A book. Books contain author thoughts and stories, and you must open the spine (back) to read the pages.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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