Funny riddle

I wear a bright yellow coat during the day, but as I get older, my hair turns completely white and blows away in the breeze. What am I?

A dandelion. Dandelions start as yellow flowers and turn into white seed puffs.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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