Funny riddle

I have no voice, yet I constantly gossip about the weather, telling you when I'm under the weather.

A barometer. Barometers measure atmospheric pressure to predict weather changes.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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