Funny riddle

I have a terrible memory, a round face, and I constantly tell you things you already know, but you still panic when I look at you.

A kitchen timer. Timers reset after every use (bad memory), have dials, and ring loudly to remind you of burning food.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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