Funny riddle

I am full of holes, yet I still hold a massive amount of water. I am not a sponge and I am not guilty of a crime. What am I?

A pasta colander. A colander is literally full of drainage holes, yet it temporarily holds pasta and water when you are straining it.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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