Funny riddle

I have a neck but literally zero head, and I love wearing a tiny cap. What am I?

A bottle. Bottles have a distinct 'neck' portion near the top and are typically sealed with a cap, but they possess no head.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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