I am born in a dark, sticky cloud, spend my life getting chewed out by strangers, and end up flattened on the bottom of a sneaker. What am I?
Chewing gum
Gum is manufactured, chewed by people, and frequently discarded improperly onto sidewalks where shoes step on it.
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