Funny riddle

I have a spine, but I possess zero bones. I have plenty of stories to tell, but I never open my mouth. What am I?

A book. Books have a 'spine' and contain narrative stories, but they are made of paper.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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