I am a clean criminal: the more dirt I encounter, the harder I work, and the smaller I become until I vanish. What am I?

I am full of holes, yet I hold a ton of water. I am most useful when I am soaked, but I die when I am dried. What am I?

I have no voice, yet I constantly tell you secrets about your wardrobe. I have a flat face, but no nose. What am I?

I am a thief who takes your daylight, leaves you shivering in the dark, and yet people cheer when I arrive because they hate their jobs. What am I?

I am tall when I am young, and I am short when I am old, but I cry hot tears until my head falls off. What am I?

I have teeth, but I cannot chew. I have hair, but I have no scalp. People run me through their problems every morning. What am I?

Where do snowmen keep their money?