Funny riddle

I am packed tightly in a dark red house, wearing a green coat, and holding brown babies. What am I?

A watermelon. A watermelon has a green rind (coat), red flesh (house), and black or brown seeds (babies).

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Hard. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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