Funny riddle

I am an instrument that can open any door, yet I am completely locked inside my own little house. What am I?

A key. A key opens doors, but when not in use, it is often kept in a keyhole, drawer, or keychain loop.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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