Funny riddle

I have no feet, yet I love to race down hills. If you step in my way, you will get very soggy. What am I?

A stream of water. Water flows downhill rapidly without legs and gets things wet.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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