Funny riddle

I have a spine, but I have no bones. I have plenty of stories to tell, but I never speak out loud. What am I?

A book. A book has a binding called a spine and contains written stories.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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