Funny riddle

What goes around the world every single day, yet refuses to leave its corner?

A stamp. Similar to mail delivery, a stamp travels globally while resting in the corner of a letter.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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