Born in the freezer, I live a fast and watery life in a glass, and my ultimate goal in life is to ruin a good glass of warm bourbon. What am I?
An ice cube
Ice cubes are made in a freezer, melt quickly in liquid, and are often added to drinks like bourbon, which some purists consider a 'ruin'.
About this riddle
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