I walk on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening, but I still refuse to buy running shoes. What am I?
A human
This is a twist on the classic Sphinx riddle representing human life stages (crawling as a baby, walking as an adult, using a cane in old age).
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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