Funny riddle

I have an enormous mouth that I use to swallow dirty clothes all day long, but I never actually get to taste a single snack. What am I?

A washing machine. A washing machine has a front door or lid ('mouth') for laundry.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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