Funny riddle

I have a bed, but I never sleep. I have a running current, but I am not an electrical appliance. What am I?

A river. Rivers have a riverbed and a water current, flowing constantly without rest.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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