Funny riddle

What word in the English language starts with all the letters E, M, and P, but finishes with T?

Empty. The word 'empty' literally starts with the letters E, M, and P, and ends with the letter T.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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