Funny riddle

I possess a single, unblinking eye and stand on one leg, yet I command cars to halt and pedestrians to scurry. What am I?

A traffic light. Traffic lights have circular signal lights ('eyes') and are mounted on single poles.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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