Funny riddle

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly, every single time?

Incorrectly. The literal word 'incorrectly' is always spelled incorrectly by definition.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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