Funny riddle

I have a tongue that never speaks, teeth that never bite, and I help you tame a wild mane every single morning. What am I?

A comb. A comb has plastic or metal 'teeth' and a central ridge, used to style your hair.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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