Funny riddle

What is full of giant teeth, yet refuses to eat a single bite of food?

A zipper. Zippers have interlocking teeth that mesh together, but they don't eat.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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