Funny riddle

I am completely full of holes, yet somehow I manage to hold a tremendous amount of water without leaking a drop. What am I?

A sponge. Sponges are porous (full of holes) and absorb liquid.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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