Funny riddle

What has two hands, a round face, and tells you what to do, yet has no voice?

A clock. A clock uses hands and a face to point at the hours and minutes, silently dictating your schedule.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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