Funny riddle

I have a flat head, a metal body, and I love to get hammered all day long just to keep things together. What am I?

A nail. Construction nails have flat heads, metallic shafts, are struck ('hammered') by hammers, and hold wood together.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Medium. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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