Funny riddle

What has to be fed constantly, yet if you give it anything to drink, it will die instantly?

A fire. A fire needs to be 'fed' fuel like wood to keep burning, but pouring water on it will extinguish it.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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