Funny riddle

What has many needles, but is totally unable to sew a single button?

A pine tree. Pine trees have sharp, needle-like leaves, but no sewing tools or thread.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

Difficulty: Easy. More like this: Funny riddles with answers or try Wordle for a different kind of puzzle.

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