Funny riddle

What has a neck, a head, and two arms, but completely lacks a brain and a torso?

A shirt. A shirt has a collar (neck), a top opening (head), and sleeves (arms), but no head or torso of its own.

About this riddle

Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.

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