I have a heavy iron spine and a paper heart. People open me up constantly, but they rarely read my mind. What am I?
A binder or a notebook
A notebook or binder has a metallic ring mechanism (spine) and paper pages inside.
About this riddle
Funny riddles trade logic for a punchline. The answer is often a pun, so say it out loud and listen for the sound-alike.
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